princesshoneycunt:

ed-pool:

"I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

"And for a moment, he was alive. And my fairy tale came true."

Think about this when you make a negative comment about a girls thick thighs.

wes-eskimo:

donut-give-a-fuck-about-abs:

Remember that watermelon crushing thigh cartoon recently? Well after just watching an episode of Stan Lee’s Superhuman’s that shit is real.

Now, to give you an example the force required to crush the average watermelon is around 320 pounds as seen below:

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But with using only the power of her god like thighs this is the result:

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And this is why Thick thighs are fucking glorious.

Tryna have somebody treat me like that watermelon tho

"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."
- Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)
sick


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frendaseivelun:

maxnormaltv:

ok so basically: i took a macintosh plus song (リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー) and i messed with the speed in audacity and made this 0: i thought it sounded rly cool so tell me what u think

its vaporwave nightcore. the true genre

Tagged by corruptedxcookie 

Ok so if you’re tagged what you have to do is shuffle your music and type the first 15 songs that pop up (sounds good, getting to know followers! [:)

PLAY~

1. Dance Yrself Clean - LCD Soundsystem

2. Hoppipolla - Sigur Ros

3. Don’t Phunk With My Heart - Black

4. Who Are You Fear Olivier Daysoul - C2C

5. Same Blood - The Academy Is

6. The Dragon Boy - New Japan Philharmonic

7. Cry on Demand - Gomez

8. No Mercy - B.A.P

9. Electricityscape - The Strokes

10. True Face - RealFaction

11. Giorgio by Moroder - Daft Punk

12. The Modern Age - The Strokes

13. Heat Dies Down - Kaiser Chiefs

14. Five State Drive - Less Than Jake

15. The State of Massachusetts

I tag all of my followers. Do as you like, my friends.

seismyx:

andrewbreitel:

dan—iel:

vapid-victor:

A day of high school students in Korea.

fuck you guys this is hilarious ok

THIS IS WAY FUNNIER THAN IT SHOULD BE OH MY GOD

THE FIRST THING I EVER SAW ON TUMBLR.

nawbabe:

Deep in the Hundred Acre Wood
Where Christopher Robin plays
You'll find the enchanted neighborhood
of Christopher's childhood days.
Justice Department to investigate entire Ferguson police force

breakingnews:

NBC News: The Justice Department intends to launch a broad civil rights investigation into the Ferguson, Mo., Police Department, officials said Wednesday.

The Justice Department’s Civil Rights Division has been investigating the fatal shooting of Michael Brown for the last month, but the new investigation would look into the conduct of the entire department.

Follow updates on BreakingNews.com.

xplanetmayrawwks:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

White Wedding
Billy Idol

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leslieseuffert:

White Wedding - Billy Idol

theweekmagazine:

These real-life Rosie the Riveters changed the face of labor

Vintage photos from the library of congress capture a time when the country ran on womanpower

sdurorhr:

this was from last month, wasn’t planning to up this here but…
so happy for Persona 5, I mean finally!?
……dying to know what kind of guy our Harry is.

sdurorhr:

this was from last month, wasn’t planning to up this here but…

so happy for Persona 5, I mean finally!?

……dying to know what kind of guy our Harry is.